Jane, but prefers Emmaline. Interests include: Avocados, long walks on the beach and reciting horoscopes to people who could care less.


      Teddy was always gone doing work or probation, or whatever you call that baloney. We talked on the phone a few times, I didn’t talk long, just enough to make her feel comfortable. She didn’t talk much; I did all the talking. Emily didn’t have any friends, the only person she knew was me. I was a nice guy. I’m a nice guy to everyone.

      Her parents were both doctors, they lived in a big brown house. She opened the door and came outside. We ran around the house to a shed in the backyard. She gave me a blow job. I asked if she liked it. She said she did. Then I left.

      One afternoon we went to Jason King’s house to get drinks. Jason’s parents were gone. We were drinking sodas and vodka and smoking pot. Emily came over. I got her into Jason’s parents’ bed and got her naked. The guys lined up outside the bedroom. We went in, two or three at a time—everyone fucked her. I kept going back in with everyone, like I was the party host. I didn’t put my clothes on when I ushered people in. I was a wild monkey.


i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real


i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]


I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.







wow.. the fucking story line. speechless. 

It’s such an important time for this film to come out.

It’s so easy for the film idustry to show people we fought against in the past as real people. But it’s something new to put a face a name and a story to the people that so many of us see as the enemy.

Please watch the trailer. This’ll stir up a lot of shit with the american public but I have a good feeling about this movie.

things straight ppl say in movies
girl: what are you doing?
boy: something i should have done a long time ago